Our own cat-sitter, a colleague of mine, remarked on Tuesday when we crossed paths at work that Hanna and I don't actually have two cats: "You have a watch dog and a squirrel!" she said.
I thought the descriptions were apt.
Houdini vs. the Human I (Big Scary Toes)
Houdini vs. the Human II (Big Scary Hand)
Houdini vs. His First Jingle Ball